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Banta: Santa, Bulb Jalana Santa Bulb nikaal kar Gas Stove par rakh deta hai Bulb jal gaya. Santa- main apni biwi ko BA karwaonga Fir MA Fir PHD karwaonga or phir badhiya si Naukri dilwaonga. Banta-...
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petrol ke daam badne par santa ne kaha - mainu koi pharak nahi padta, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon. Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u...
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. Santa: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? Jeeto: Somewhere I have never...
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O Allah I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man He has lost his head. Is he crying? Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak...
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Teacher: santa ek story sunao with moral. Santa: main uske ghar gaya wo so raha tha wo mere ghar aaya main so raha tha. Moral: jaisi karni waisi bharni. Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical...
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. Sardar ka DHABA: Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai. Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri...
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Santa rikshe wale se: bhaiya khali ho kya? Rikshe wala: haan kaha jana hai? Santa: kahi nahi jana chalo mere sath tash khelo.!! One Santa plays Holi every Sunday. Man: why you play Holi on every...
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SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt. Incoming search terms:wish to a doctorpatient sms...
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American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom...
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Santa-ma kehti hai bhais ka doodh pine se dimag tej hota hai, Banta-ma bewkuf banati hai agar aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist hota . Santa: mujhe kitab likhne me 1 saal lag jata hai. Banta:...
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Santa’s Indian Army Test. Officer- 3+5? Santa- 8 Officer- 7+3? Santa- 10 Officer- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the. doctor:Kya...
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Ultimate logic of Santa Banta: What is the opposite of ‘Aachaar’? Santa: Onion. Banta: How? Aachaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of ‘Pee+kal’ is ‘Pee+aaj’ = Onion. 1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur...
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Very smart Santa jee Ladki mujhe kyu dekh rahe ho, tumhari koi behen nahi hai kya Santa Hai IsLiye to dekh raha hu Ladki Kyu Santa Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye. Arz kia hai Zara dehan deejiye Toffee...
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW. Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q...
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Santa was smoking in front of his father. Mom- oye, papa k samne...
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Santa: bhai sahab 2 ticket dena. Condector: 2 kiun? Santa: 1 gum jaye to dusri kaam ayegi. condector: dono gum gayi to? Santa: fir pass kis din kaam ayega. Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam...
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